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In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that gangs of children, some still in their prams have been holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of gangs of children, some still in their prams without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against gangs of children, some still in their prams and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. A homeowner speaking in support of our campaign said "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

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